there's a ferret on my head
and even he thinks that I'm tedious
I eat Big Mac's in my bed,
no, I'm actually being serious
like Rab C. Nesbitt in his vest
I'm a fat old horny sexual pest
Destroy the world? I'll do my best
I am the very model of a stable slimy genius
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